We must downsize the family home
And clear the clutter that we own.
It's time to find a cosy pad,
Where we can be just Mum and Dad.
And so today, I made a start,
I tried to make some pretty 'art'.
I chopped a linen cloth in two
And made a mess with residue.
My hoarding ways have got to stop
Before the Mister blows his top.
I must reduce this heaving pile,
I may be gone for quite a while.
Crafty ways make heaving piles.