Wreath supplied by The Custards...thanks Jenny. |
Christmas is coming,
Goose is tired of tat.
Poor old Santa,
Needs a new hat.
Christmas is coming,
Mistletoe and wine.
Flipping fairy,
Stay on that pine.
Christmas is coming,
Carol sings a tune.
Pile up the nuts,
New slippers soon.
Christmas commences,
Turkey please melt.
Too much stuffing,
Loosen that belt.
Christmas is swinging,
Steady on the booze.
Party crackers,
Time for a snooze.
Christmas is over,
We got lots of gear.
Excess wrapping?
Use it next year.
Christmas is coughing,
Goose is in bed.
Slipped on land fill,
I think he's d........ noooooooo!
Try again...
Christmas is coughing,
Goose is in bed.
Time for a break,
Let's cruise the Med!
That's better.
Crafty ways make festive fun.
EE xx
Ah! l know that song......
ReplyDeleteRecorded by Eco Ethel....2013.
Reached number one in the Wrapping Charts in December...! :).
Santa flies across the sky,
doing his moonlight flit.
His reindeer pull the heavy sleigh,
so look out for falling s~~t.....!
Mary Kissmas.....
You are geeenius Mrs ee!
ReplyDeletebestest festive wishes to you and yours.....Daisy x
Poor little goosie, I'm glad he went to the Med instead of being d..d.......enjoy the festivities Ethel dear. x
ReplyDeleteYou always make me laugh with your posts E,E. I dont know how you think them up but hope you keep them coming into the New Year :-) Happy festive season my blogging friend x0x
ReplyDeleteLove your verses. Always make me smile. Have a Merry time. Jacqui xx
ReplyDeleteI enjoy reading your verses Ethel and this one is such fun, happy Christmas to you and yours xx
ReplyDelete