Said the Penguin to the Guardsman.
It's been slim pickings at our boot fairs lately
and we have a vintage market in ten days.
I wondered if I could combine my love of vintage toys
with my desire to make woolly brooches...
'Would you wear a dog brooch?'
Said the Guardsman to the Penguin.
'No, but I'd wear a kipper tie!'
said the Penguin.
Crafty ways make me smile.