No, not me ... just my naughty femur.
I'm half way through my hip healing process
so can I show you some incapacity benefits?
I found a simple 2 needle knitting pattern remedy for happy feet
and a regular dose of patient patchwork eases the restless wriggle.
If your feeling prickly, try a quick burst on a pom pom maker...
but no more than four times a day as it can be addictive.
I'm so glad that I can craft and calcify simultaneously
but there are a couple of down sides...
Toblerone? a Hero? I don't think so!
Be gone, you 'Krafty' intruder...
and my rhyming disorder has flared up again
so I hope you'll excuse a little verse relief...
My Wish Bone
Oh little bone that works my leg,
I wish you'd help me out of bed.
I want to run and dance and skip,
I'm fed up with a broken hip.
So when your photo shoot is due,
Please smile and say 'I'm good as new!'
Crafty ways make therapeutic days.