Oh, Flip...

There's been a blip,

I took a trip,

And broke my hip!

I'm all screwed back together now so

I'm (carefully) putting on my positive pants and shouting

"CHOCOLATE CONTAINS CALCIUM, HURRAH"

I took a cup of kindness and loads of new toys from the NHS

so thank you so much Queen Alexander.

Can you see my cup of kindness in the photo?

Normal service will be resumed soon but in the mean time

I would like to wish all my bloggy chums...

HIPPY NEW YEAR!

In 2014 I'm looking forward to learning some new

Womble skills, ie making good use of the things that I find

and using my thinking cap a bit more often.

What are you looking forward to?

Crafty ways mend bones.

EE xx

Excess Wrapping?

Wreath supplied by The Custards...thanks Jenny.

Christmas is coming,

Goose is tired of tat.

Poor old Santa, 

Needs a new hat.

Christmas is coming,

Mistletoe and wine.

Flipping fairy,

Stay on that  pine.

Christmas is coming,

Carol sings a tune.

Pile up the nuts,

New slippers soon.

Christmas commences,

Turkey please melt.

Too much stuffing,

Loosen that belt.

Christmas is swinging,

Steady on the booze.

Party crackers,

Time for a snooze.

Christmas is over,

We got lots of gear.

Excess wrapping?

Use it next year.

Christmas is coughing,

Goose is in bed.

Slipped on land fill,

I think he's d........ noooooooo!

Try again...

Christmas is coughing,

Goose is in bed.

Time for a break,

Let's cruise the Med!

That's better.

Crafty ways make festive fun.

EE xx

Away in a manger...

... no crib for a bed,

The little Lord Jesus tried Chichester instead...

The stars in the bright sky looked down where he lay

and we all had a great Christmas Market, hurrah!

Crafty ways makes fun and laughter.

PS: To the lady that bought the stacking Noddy,

please come back for his tummy.

EE xx

Deerest...

...is it just me...

or can you feel a giraffe?

No, it was just your imagination.

We are all getting rather excited about our

3 day marathon market tomorrow

and some of us are over excited.

but I'm really looking forward to Sunday

with tidings of comfort and joy...

with tidings of comfort and joy.

Crafty ways make hopeful days.

EE xx

It's only words...

She said...

because...

and...

You might think you're

with your stitchery

but my cutting remarks will win

because I am a

and a

Well, I was lost for words but she wasn't...

I decided to fight back so I took...

and reminded her that I am a...

and she is a...

Now, if you want to get involved and...

we will be trading at...

then you could help me take the...

and win the contest...

Sometimes you just have to spell it out.

Crafty ways make sense (almost).

EE xx

As soon as I wake up...

every night, every day...

I know it's you I need to take the blues away.

It must be love...

 love,

love.

I've got to be near you...

... every night, every day.

I couldn't be happy any other way.

It must be love, love, love...

Thank you Kim, I love my swaps

Only 20 sleeps left...

This was Bognor Regis last night...not certain what tonight will bring.

Nothing more, nothing less...

Love is the best...

then cake ?

then sprouts?

Thank you Little White Sewing Shed for the cutest swap

and thank you Ladybird Diaries for organising it.

It must be love, love, love...

Crafty ways makes Madness.

EE xx

Slow down...

...you move too fast,

you got to make the morning last.

 Just kicking down the cobble stones...

looking for fun and feeling groovy.

I'm peddling like mad on my unicycle with only 2 weeks to market....

and 4 Saturdays until Christmas...

Life, I love you, all is groovy.

Where are the brakes?

Crafty ways make groovy days.

EE xx

I Like Big Bows

I like big bows,

They neatly pose

With lovely wings

On crafty things.

I like the way

They stop the fray

With jolly ends

And pretty bends.

Do you like bows?

I don't suppose

You'd like to wear

One in your hair?

I have some spare

So would you dare?

They might all stare

But I don't care.

I like big bows,

In pairs or rows,

I like them loads,

I hope it shows.

She likes bows too...

and buttons...but that's another story.

Crafty ways make me smile.

EE xx